he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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