I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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