What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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