trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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