no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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