Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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