I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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