Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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