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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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