8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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