Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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