that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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