Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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