You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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