plz talk dirty to me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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