I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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