she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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