so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
