I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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