wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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