you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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