it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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