I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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He better not be in your backpack
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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