i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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