I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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