Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
my sisters under your porch take her home
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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