? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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