dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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