4 words: hood of his car
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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