Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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