ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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