Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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