one might say we're banned from that church
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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