Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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