just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But break dance skills will only take you so far
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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