on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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