Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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