What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
