I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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