I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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