he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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