She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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