so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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