Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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