Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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