did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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