no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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