Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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