Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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