He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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