rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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