I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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