Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I have post one night stand depression
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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