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  I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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• (909): View more from California

  I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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  TEAM USA GO AMERICA

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...

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• (831): View more from California

  Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I sense lesbianism

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  That's a weird power

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"

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