i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
why do cheetos always look like penises
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"