you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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