Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
