Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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